It’s the morning after a night of partying and you’re exhausted and grumpy. It’s the morning after a night of partying and your body is a wreck. It’s a little disturbing, but the truth is that your body is the last thing on your mind. You’re just now waking up. No worries. You’re going to be fine.
The problem is when you wake up it seems to mean that you’re still hungry. You’re almost certainly not. You’re not actually hungry.
Exactly. We’re probably not hungry anymore. We’re so tired of being hungry. We’re so tired of being hungry and no longer want to eat.
The problem with this is that you may still be hungry and really should be eating. But you are very tired from having already been hungry, so it may be best to say, “I’m having a good time. Let’s eat.” If that doesn’t work, then we guess you’re still really hungry, so we guess you should eat. But because you’re still hungry, we recommend going to McDonalds.
The problem with this is that McDonalds is located in China and many people will still be starving there. I would rather be starving in China than hungry in America, especially if I have a good meal, which I don’t. But I would be starving if I ate McDonalds there.
But seriously, why would I choose to eat McDonalds if they have better food in China? That’s one of my great peeves with America. I don’t feel free to take my own life, but I can buy a burger whenever I want. I have more freedom than I do in America, so it’s hard for me to let down my guard.
This is one of the many reasons I love China. I love the Chinese food, and I love their culture. Unfortunately, in America, I will never be allowed to eat McDonalds or take my own life, so I just have to eat Chinese food. This is why I love China so much. I love the freedom and the peace and the sense of freedom that comes from being able to choose how I want to live, and I love the food.
Well, I don’t actually like the food, but I do like the culture. Because I love the food, and the culture, I can get away with a lot. So when I want to eat McDonalds, I just go to McDonalds. And when I want to eat Chinese food, I just go to China. And when I want to get some privacy, I go to China. And when I want to get drunk, I just go to China.
Well, that’s kind of like the bottom of the morning meme. But it’s the top of the morning meme.
Because I can choose how I want to live, I can choose how I want to eat. I can choose I can choose to drink a bottle of vodka, I can choose to eat a burger, or I can choose something else. I can choose to not drink at all. And I can choose to not eat at all. And I can choose to not walk around in my underwear. And I can choose to not drink at all. And I can choose to not go to sleep naked.